The Mountains

 The Appalachian Mountains: They're pretty good mountains.

You know, if you're into things like mountains, which I am.

I'm also a fan of s'mores, which really pair well with mountains.

Cute kids? They're .002 percent cuter when in a mountain setting. That's just science. 

Trees -- slightly more majestic in the mountains. I'm not sure about the statistics on that one, but there's lots of anecdotal evidence.

Yep. The mountains are basically the best.